It'd be weirder if I hadn't been to another dimension where some people showed up and started calling the Ultimates the Avengers. I get the feeling that there's stuff like that all over, and someone here is Hawkeye, but he's not that Hawkeye. And there's the Hulk, too, but he seems kind of like a stoner. Weird, right?

And uh, not exactly. I'm talking Batman and Superman's little sisters, so to speak.