You're the only person here who knows that. Everyone else is like, "Look, it's Spider-Man!" And apparently they saw the movie with Tobey Maguire. Did you see that thing? It was terrible, and I never got any money for it! Any!
[hesitates and then drops an arm to prep it to web Miles]
I need you to take off your mask. And tell me where I died. And who you think Spider-Man is. Because this is fifty kinds of messed up, beginning with the part where Fury never offered me a costume! I had my underwear hanging out on TV once and he never tried.
[Stick with the small things. Being jealous that Fury has a new favorite isn't gonna help anything.
Not that I'm jealous. I'm not. But I had to tape my butt.
Really focusing on the important things. Not the rest. No.]
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You're the only person here who knows that. Everyone else is like, "Look, it's Spider-Man!" And apparently they saw the movie with Tobey Maguire. Did you see that thing? It was terrible, and I never got any money for it! Any!
[hesitates and then drops an arm to prep it to web Miles]
I need you to take off your mask. And tell me where I died. And who you think Spider-Man is. Because this is fifty kinds of messed up, beginning with the part where Fury never offered me a costume! I had my underwear hanging out on TV once and he never tried.
[Stick with the small things. Being jealous that Fury has a new favorite isn't gonna help anything.
Not that I'm jealous. I'm not. But I had to tape my butt.
Really focusing on the important things. Not the rest. No.]